Nick - I do love your random twiterings - they remind me of the morning chorus - pure refreshment - a bit like a glass of lemon barley water and a Mr Kiplings fondant fancy. Actually not too keen on Fondant Fancies - prefer his Almond Slices myself - I see you more of a jam tart or fruit pie man, Do you remember those individual fruit pies you could bye – they were good – can one still get those – dunno – but well they seem far more you, but of course I could be talking out of my well worn, so therefore shiny seat of my pants. Pants as in trousers you realise – I am not American – I am in fact from ‘tother side of moon (that was my northern accent – did you like it?)

Anyway back to your informative drivel – You do sound a marvellous chap Nick – can we all bow down and tickle your toes with out eyelashes – you would like mine – occasionally they are sparkly, but not too often as sometimes the sparkles can get in your eye and cause immense pain which is most unpleasant..

I myself have not seen hostel – actually that is a lie as I have seen it in shops – on shelves, and in fact we do have a copy but I have not actually watched the contents as played on my dvd player. That is a lie – I have just remembered (can it be a lie if I forgot it – or is it just an oversight – is an oversight the same as a lie – I personally don’t think it should be – what is your take on this Nick? Perhaps you don’t lie – or maybe you are just one big oversight – or maybe just maybe you are the complete truth – YOU Nick are the meaning of life! - Yes that’s it – its all clear now) Anyway – yes it was (lets call it a fib shall we) I did watch the start of Hostel but got really rather bored as nothing much happened so gave up and watched the Sound of Music instead – Now there’s a film and a half, but what I want to know is what happened when they ran out of curtains – did those poor children have to sing to the millions butt-naked – cos that is just wrong. Hate that film now – my entire view of it has been tainted and I shall have to sell my nun suit on ebay and refuse to go to the next sing-a-long that comes my way. My social life is now at a low ebb. So please cheer me up with more of your witty banter Nick – you are all I have to live for now – Oh and of course Kinder Happy Hippos – they are just lush!

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