Aged Brasso...

Yes Nick (may I call you nick?)Good luck, we all need luck from time to time and its usually better if its good - can you buy bad luck cards - 'bad luck - I hope you fail in life' now I am sure there would be a market for that. That's what the aprentice type people should have come up with instead of their futile attempts to be creative. I should have won the apprentice you know - did you know that Nick? did you Nick? did you? I like your picture of the brasso tin Nick, purely because it reminded me to polish my husbands helmet - nothing like a bit of rubbin wiv d dubbin to bring it up nice and shiny. Do you have a helmet nick? Does your little lady give it a bit of spit and polish now and then Nick? I am sure that is why you have the Brasso - it is most useful you can use it on most things - including jetskis - do you have jetskis Nick? I dont, but I would like one for each of my dogs. do you use Brasso on your Dog Nick? You really shouldnt - please dont Nick - I beg of thee not too. Why does your pic say Retro inside Nick? please tell me - I lay awake at night worrying about this.